It also doesn’t really care much about combo rules, but, like, in the good way. 1 SNK Gals Fighters features an all-female main cast and a surprisingly faithful recreation of honest, god-fearing King of Fighters mechanics. With SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy on the horizon, let’s return to a simpler time, when SNK actually had money and handhelds didn’t have the graphical fidelity to sexualize 14-year-olds. It's a great source of calcium, you know. My mission: to play through one of them every day and not die. A few trusted “allies”- Zari0t, Keegan, Abbock and Sleepmode-put together a list of handheld fighting games, 14 titles (plus a little extra) that I knew nothing about. It’s going to fucking kill me.Įnter the Kusoge Vacation Calendar, a 14-day event sandwiched comfortably between each year’s December marathons. No more rushed, cramped, low-resolution omega shovelware, especially if I have to emulate a link cable to even play it with another human.

After the Game Boy Advance version of Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance showed up in last year’s Kusoge Advent Calendar, I put my foot down.

It galvanizes them, making them completely immune to the human concepts of joy or hope while elevating themselves beyond mockery. There’s a certain breakpoint where things are so sad and shitty that they wrap around the spectrum, becoming good-but then keep going and become shitty again. Long story short, it got completely out of fucking control and now it’s a tradition. Two years ago, I decided to spend the entire month of December playing a surprise lineup of wackass fighting games with no regard for their quality, because variety is the spice of life and I don’t remember how to engage in my hobbies without hurting myself. Two months later, I discover that I have been condemned to eternal suffering.did I leave the stove on? After a moment of consideration, he hits Tab and amends the entry with three letters: “GBA”. A 20-something Australian looks up from Jackie Chan In Fists Of Fire and fills the words “Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance” into a spreadsheet.

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